bigger the ass bigger the sass
But don't I?
I'd be mad if i didn't
do you ever realize how amazing it is that you’ve gotten this far in life without someone punching you in your goddamn face
(via stuck-on-styles)
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
(via stuck-on-styles)
my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
what is
what
what
what
what
w h a t
(via eternalmakeoutparty)
when you get an A on a paper you did the night before it was due
(Source: grapfruit, via toodopetoexist)
crying
(Source: lousbianqueen)
my favorite hobby is avoiding people from school in public places
(Source: lightbuld19)
and i would like to thank liam payne for existing
When every other update on my facebook newsfeed is new relationship status
